i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… will smoothies bring me lesbians?
and now we wait….
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….