Drugs, Love, and Weed

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B-MO!!

(Source: viewtiful-kao, via dopefiend420)

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best-of-funny:

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

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best-of-funny:

nuditea:

if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

(via dopefiend420)

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tastefullyoffensive:

The French Press of Bel-Air

(Source: frenchpressofbelair)

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best-of-funny:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl, via follower)

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dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

(Source: 1nd2rd3st, via acinonyyx)

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(via sexlovemarijuana)

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luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

(via maliciousmelons)

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sixtysixsix:

witch-kiss:

♥

Me.

(via must-be-the-ganja)

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Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore

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(Source: paintvrlife, via flower-foxxx)

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wid3yed:

wid3yed:

if milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard… will smoothies bring me lesbians?

and now we wait….

(via niall-gallagher)

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mydogsnokes:

stealingyourpension:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

because I don’t want salmonella….

then don’t eat salmon….

(via niall-gallagher)